Monday, March 17, 2008
Kudos award of the day goes to....
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20080316/local/the-unlikely-rebel
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Sally, Sally, Sally
We have all been bombarded with the words of our elected official Sally Kern. Ms. Kern eloquently pointed out that homosexuality is the biggest threat to our American Society and that homosexuals are less equal than other citizens of this country. Also that the "homosexual agenda" has been indoctrinating 2 year olds in our schools with acceptance of homosexuality.
Wow Sally, thanks for that. Up until now I had always heard that our constitution said something about "all men are created equal". I guess I was incorrect. You also reminded me to call and request my copy of the "homosexual agenda" that I've never received. Maybe it was just lost in the mail. I also wasn't aware that 2 year olds were attending school. I guess in OK they start early.
She also said something about every civilization that had accepted homosexuals ceased to exist and there is documented proof of this. REALLY??? I need to go revisit my history and anthropology class notes because again, I missed that one.
Ms. Kern's (who is married to a Baptist minister) remarks do nothing but incite hatred, bigotry and discrimination. Her remarks fully display her ignorance. Perhaps this ignorance could be assisted by her husband? If she does a little reading she will discover that the Bible teaches love and acceptance, particularly to those who are different from yourself, but hey, people have been "selectively interpreting" the Bible to suit their personal needs and beliefs for years.
Another sad point to all of this is that it is rumored that Sally Kern has a gay son that she has disavowed. This may be the answer to all her hatred spewing as of late. In psychological terms, perhaps she feels she failed as a parent and is now out to attempt to "correct" this by spreading hate instead of showing love and acceptance.
I think Sally just needs a big 'ol HUG.
Wow Sally, thanks for that. Up until now I had always heard that our constitution said something about "all men are created equal". I guess I was incorrect. You also reminded me to call and request my copy of the "homosexual agenda" that I've never received. Maybe it was just lost in the mail. I also wasn't aware that 2 year olds were attending school. I guess in OK they start early.
She also said something about every civilization that had accepted homosexuals ceased to exist and there is documented proof of this. REALLY??? I need to go revisit my history and anthropology class notes because again, I missed that one.
Ms. Kern's (who is married to a Baptist minister) remarks do nothing but incite hatred, bigotry and discrimination. Her remarks fully display her ignorance. Perhaps this ignorance could be assisted by her husband? If she does a little reading she will discover that the Bible teaches love and acceptance, particularly to those who are different from yourself, but hey, people have been "selectively interpreting" the Bible to suit their personal needs and beliefs for years.
Another sad point to all of this is that it is rumored that Sally Kern has a gay son that she has disavowed. This may be the answer to all her hatred spewing as of late. In psychological terms, perhaps she feels she failed as a parent and is now out to attempt to "correct" this by spreading hate instead of showing love and acceptance.
I think Sally just needs a big 'ol HUG.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
New Saturday morning cartoon
As some people know, I generally give people I see on a regular basis a nickname. Usually something that can identify the person easily. Based on the nicknames for the people at my current gym, I've decided to write a saturday morning cartoon, although these characters might be more appropriate for Adult Swim. I don't claim responsibility for all of these nicknames, just a few are mine, the others came from sources I'd rather not incriminate.
First there is "HR puff and drunk". He's the big gay boy bodybuilder who has way to much fat. He is often seen out at local clubs being a "sloppy drunk".
Second is "OGD" = Old geezer dementia. This guy is about 75, has a strange gait and strikes up loud inappropriate conversations with anyone, no matter how hard you try to avoid him.
Next is "LugNut". He is build like a, you guessed it, a lug nut. Short, stocky. He may be a nice guy, but I know him as Lugnut.
Then there is "BigBear". The big bear guy that stares a hole through me while I work out.
Let's not forget "Flatbill" - the hot ripped guy who always wears black, a black cap with a flat bill. Very hot guy... to much attitude.
One of the new characters lately, "SB" or shower boy - the hot young guy who puts on a show for me every now and then....
"Turtle Brothers" = not actually brothers, but often at the gym at the same time. One has a great body and would be very good looking if he had a chin impant. The other, not sure if the chin implant would help.
"Ferret" = the guy who looks like he is smuggling an animal in his shorts.
"Whistle Britches" = recently learned that nickname from someone else, but very appropriate. Short, ripped, stocky, spandex shorts and tight shirt that shows everything. Most guys shouldn't wear spandex... he can whenever he wants!
There are many other characters that I just haven't come up with a name as of yet, but will. Right now I need to go buy some bear repellant, a waterproof camera and a small animal trap.
First there is "HR puff and drunk". He's the big gay boy bodybuilder who has way to much fat. He is often seen out at local clubs being a "sloppy drunk".
Second is "OGD" = Old geezer dementia. This guy is about 75, has a strange gait and strikes up loud inappropriate conversations with anyone, no matter how hard you try to avoid him.
Next is "LugNut". He is build like a, you guessed it, a lug nut. Short, stocky. He may be a nice guy, but I know him as Lugnut.
Then there is "BigBear". The big bear guy that stares a hole through me while I work out.
Let's not forget "Flatbill" - the hot ripped guy who always wears black, a black cap with a flat bill. Very hot guy... to much attitude.
One of the new characters lately, "SB" or shower boy - the hot young guy who puts on a show for me every now and then....
"Turtle Brothers" = not actually brothers, but often at the gym at the same time. One has a great body and would be very good looking if he had a chin impant. The other, not sure if the chin implant would help.
"Ferret" = the guy who looks like he is smuggling an animal in his shorts.
"Whistle Britches" = recently learned that nickname from someone else, but very appropriate. Short, ripped, stocky, spandex shorts and tight shirt that shows everything. Most guys shouldn't wear spandex... he can whenever he wants!
There are many other characters that I just haven't come up with a name as of yet, but will. Right now I need to go buy some bear repellant, a waterproof camera and a small animal trap.
Monday, March 03, 2008
Spoke on condition of...
anonymity because they are not authorized to speak to the media...
These seem to be the words most often used in news stories these days. In other words... "believe what you want, I could have made this stuff up and you can't verify what I'm saying."
These seem to be the words most often used in news stories these days. In other words... "believe what you want, I could have made this stuff up and you can't verify what I'm saying."
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