Picture this, I was finishing my workout yesterday and was changing in the locker room. A short, round asian man comes from the showers and his cell phone rings. This is the part of the conversation I heard (Please imagine this in your best asian accent).
Hello?
Yes, he came over last night.
He was about 40, big guy.
He charged me $150.00 for 2 hours.
I think he charges $80.00 for 1 hour.
Deep tissue, swedish.
He massaged my rectum.
I don't know why, maybe he was wanted to put something in there.
No, no, no, it too tight, it would hurt...
At this point I had to leave because I was laughing to hard. Sometimes a little decorum would be good.
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